Tea Party Invitation! Without the tea?

I'm going to break the fourth wall and call to YOU, dear readers. As far as I know, there are only a handful of you who read this... one being Hither, who hasn't read (or written) in a while since she's been reconnecting in the homeland, another being Beff, who has been featured a few times as my co-converser, and another being Mysterg, who so graciously comments and reminds me people I don't know actually read this too. So, first off, THANKS!!!. 

So now, it is up to you, in a shameless plug to acquire new readers, I am asking for your help/advice.

How can I improve this blog?

What do you want me to write about?

- Am I too scatterbrained? (Though I did warn you in the first post). 

How would you suggest I obtain new readers?

PLEASE help me out on this. I can't promise fun presents in exchange for your help (I'm kind of broke), unless you want a picture of something or a specific topic written about. 

Pretty please with rainbow scented unicorns?

If you want, I'll even make some fun buttons to put on your own blogs :)

Thanks!